Ringtones of audiobooks

I like mashing compound words together. Ringtones. Audiobooks. They sound like they should go together, don’t they? With plus signs, as popularized [sic] by HP and Entertainment Weekly, not to mention all of those “all in one” Time Warner commercials.

Wouldn’t it be neat — and by that I mean I really don’t think so myself, I just had this amusing-to-me tangential thought while reading The scourge of the damned frog song — if one could make ringtones of audiobooks?!?

Rawk.