A wonderful passage about the best hamburger from How I Met Your Mother:
Marshall: Just a burger? Just a burger? Robin, it’s so much than just a burger. I … I mean, that first bite, oh what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below. Flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then … a pickle … the most playful little pickle, and a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce, and a patty of ground beef so exquisite … swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savory, so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.
Lily: And you got our wedding vows off the Internet.